Kevin Tenn
All writing
A grocery store water aisle packed with brands — Smartwater, Essentia, Iceland, Fiji, Saratoga, Boxed Water — each with its own label and yellow price tag.
Same molecule, dozens of labels.
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Liquid Death for Software

Liquid Death sells water in a tallboy can with a skull on it that says "Murder Your Thirst." The founder came out of branding, not molecular science. The pitch was never hydration. It was an attitude. A canned water that looks like a beer and clanks like a metal band. It stood out because every other bottle on the shelf was whispering about minerals, and Liquid Death walked in yelling.

A grocery shelf has dozens of brands of water on it. Strip the labels and nobody could tell them apart. Smartwater is plain water, but Steve Jobs drank it on stage, and that one association did more for the brand than any taste test could. That story changes how you feel about drinking Smartwater. The whole game is story, identity, and design.

Picking software is becoming a trip to the grocery store. A CRM aisle, a marketing aisle, an analytics aisle. You pick one up and read the back. You glance at the price. Does fifty cents really decide which one you walk out with? Most of the time, you buy the brand. Your landing page is the packaging, and it has to speak the way Liquid Death or Smartwater speaks.

What you're selling is a reason to be seen holding it. Does it make them feel faster? More productive? More obsessed with design? Real or not, the vibe is the product. Code is water now. The only question left is whether your landing page is a can with a skull on it that says "Murder Your Thirst."